About three things I was absolutely certain.
First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.
Second, there was a vampire part of him- which I assumed was wildly out of his control- that wanted me dead.
And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogenously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.
So, you've read my review on twilight. If you haven't, the overall message was that it sucks. But this parody of Twilight is HILARIOUS. It's about a girl named Belle Goose who is convinced that a germaphobe named Edwart is a vampire. If you hate twilight as much as I do and loved the movie "Vampires Suck" (which is also a parody of twilight) then you'll love this.
First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.
Second, there was a vampire part of him- which I assumed was wildly out of his control- that wanted me dead.
And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogenously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.
So, you've read my review on twilight. If you haven't, the overall message was that it sucks. But this parody of Twilight is HILARIOUS. It's about a girl named Belle Goose who is convinced that a germaphobe named Edwart is a vampire. If you hate twilight as much as I do and loved the movie "Vampires Suck" (which is also a parody of twilight) then you'll love this.
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