Review: Artemis Fowl

Twelve year old Artemis Fowl is a millionaire, a genius, and, above all, a criminal mastermind. But even Artemis doesn't know what he's taken on when he kidnaps a fairy, Captain Holly short of the leprechaun unit. These aren't the fairies of bedtime stories; these fairies are armed and dangerous.
Artemis thinks he has them right where he has them...but then they stop playing by the rules.

If I had to sum this book up in one word it would be EPIC. It's perfect for people who root for the bad guy and love anti-heroes. This book is perfect. A criminal mastermind who's only twelve, killer fairies with guns and a flatulent dwarf. Awesome, right?

Author: Eoin Colfer
Age Group: 9-12
Awesomeness: SO. FREAKING. AWESOME.

Review: The Everything Guide to writing your first Novel

Your complete guide to writing a bestseller.
For and aspiring novelist, nothing is more intimidating then a blank page or computer screen. This step-by-step guide helps you get past that hurdle, start writing, and cross the finish line in only twenty-six weeks. The Everythubg Guide to writing your first Novel covers the entire novel-writing process- from polishing and idea to finding and agent and submitting to publishers.

As an author, this book is my bible. It's amazing, helpful and cheeky. If you're writing your first novel then you seriously need this book. It's so much help.

Author: Hallie Ephron
Age Group: General
Awesomness: Pure Awesome

Review: Skulduggery Pleasant, scepter of the ancients

Stephanie led a pretty quiet existence until her uncle died. Not only did he leave her his mansion, he left her a new best friend- Skulduggery Pleasant, a skeleton detective (sorry, a supernatural  skeleton detective)- who waltzes into her life for keeps. No she's acquiring magical powers, endangering her life to fight evil, and trading snappy comebacks with someone without a body.
So much for her quiet existence.
Stephanie's big job is to find the Scepter of the Ancients- a weapon capable of destroying anyone and anything- before the evil Faceless Ones steal if for themselves. She just has to defeat a bunch of ghouls, kick the but of a clan of vampires, and hide her powers from the entire world (oh, and her parents).
No worries. She's got a bunch of bones on her side.


Derek Landy is my all-time favourite author. Even his self bio's are hilarious (The reason Derek Landy writes his own bibliographical blurb is so that he can finally refer to himself in third person without looking pompous or insane)! Skulduggery Pleasant is one of my favourite characters I've read about and trust me, I've read a lot. So if you'll read at least one book of my website, read this one.

Author: Derek Landy who is my idol.
Age group: 12+ (but gets a bit gruesomer with each book)
Awesomeness: Sorry, my awesome scale broke.

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Review: Shiver

The cold.
Grace has spebt years watching the wolves in the woods behind her house. One yellow-eyed wolf- her wolf- watches back. He feels deeply familiar to her, but she doesn't know why.
The heat.
Sam has lived two lives. As a wolf, he keeps silent company of the girl he loves. And then, for a short time each year, he is human, never daring to talk to Grace...until now.
The shiver.
For Grace and Sam, love has always been kept at a distance. But once it's spoken, it can not be denied. Sam must fight to stay human- and Grace must fight to keep him- even if it means taking on the scars of the past, the fragility of the present, and the impossibility of the future.


Okay, so we all know that I don't generally go for the whole I'm-a-human-he's-a-werewolf-and-I-love-puppies-so-it-will-work-out thing. But I couldn't put this book down. It's great for people who like books like Changeling even if they don't like Twilight (shudders). Or if they're team Jacob or something (I'm team Eric). So if you like hot emo werewolf boys, give it a spin!

Author: Maggie Steifvater
Age group: Young Adult
Awesomeness: Pretty good.

Book Wormz' top five book series:

5. Dear Dumb Diary series
4. Artemis Fowl series.
3. The Hunger Games trilogy.
2. Skulduggery Pleasent series.
1. Harry Potter (duh.) I'm sorry, but it can't be beat.

Review: Nightlight, a parody

About three things I was absolutely certain.
First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.
Second, there was a vampire part of him- which I assumed was wildly out of his control- that wanted me dead.
And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogenously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

So, you've read my review on twilight. If you haven't, the overall message was that it sucks. But this parody of Twilight is HILARIOUS. It's about a girl named Belle Goose who is convinced that a germaphobe named Edwart is a vampire. If you hate twilight as much as I do and loved the movie "Vampires Suck" (which is also a parody of twilight) then you'll love this.

The Hunger Games movie:

Okay, so possibly the awesomest most hard-core book ever is being made into a movie. I'm not too sure if the movie will be that great because the person who plays Katniss is, like, 20 and they tried to make Peeta too hot but still.

It's coming out in 2012.

So, what do you think? Will it rock, or totally suck? Answer in this poll below:

Will The Hunger Games movie suck?

Review: Twilight

About three things I was absolutely positive.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him- and I didn't know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood.
And Third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.


Simply put, stupidest book I've ever read. First off; the names. Edward. Not very hot, is it? Second: Bella is possibly the most boring and silly character ever. She is absolutely void of any interesting qualities and she's depressed. Probably because she's dating an old man. Edward is just as boring and he's a pedophile. Charming. I'm sorry to all you twi-hards out there, but this book is stupid.

Author: Stephenie Meyer
Age group: Young Adults who have no taste whatsoever.
Awesomeness: Non-existent

Review: The Hunger Games.

In the ruins of a place once known as North America lies the nation of Panem, a shining Capitol surrounded by twelve outlying districts. The Capitol is harsh and cruel and keeps the districts in line by forcing them all to send one boy and one girl between the ages of twelve and eighteen to participate in the annual Hunger Games, a fight to the death on live TV.

  Sixteen year old Katniss Everdeen regards it as a death sentence when she steps forward to take her sister's place in the Games. But Katniss has been close to dead before- and survival, for her, is second nature. Without really meaning to, she becomes a contender. But if she is to win, she will have to start making choices that weight survival against humanity and life against love.

Review: I honestly couldn't put it down. Even if I wanted to. It's an amazing book, albeit a bit disturbing. My favourite character would have to be Peeta, the nice-guy baker and Foxface, who outsmarted everyone several times. READ THIS BOOK!

Authour: Suzanne Collins
Age group: 12+ -but not if you're squeamish ;)
Awesomeness: Incredibly awesome.